The Genius Book of Steampunk World Records
S e t t i n g a r e c o r d
If you would like to suggest a New Steampunk World Record attempt please do contact us, and let us know what the gist of the new record is. As always, the final Arbiters are our elite band of Genius Judges.
If you wish to set a record, your name will go down in history (for as long as the internet/our legal team allows us to keep this page up here).
We simply need your suggestions, and our Genius Judges will deliberate and come to an agreement about the best way to proceed to validate the claim. Please remember that once you have submitted your suggestion, the Genius Judges might alter it, wrestle with it, mash it about until it is BARELY RECOGNISABLE, before actually attempting to validate the claim. That is their right. That is what they were born to do.
Please also know that they might reject your suggestion because they consider it illegal, distasteful or simply BECAUSE THEY CAN. Our crack team of Genius Judges do realise with regret that this might cause upset, worry, frustration and sleepless nights, but they just shrug it off. To rub salt into the wound, they might even BAN your suggestion from becoming a record, calling it a PERVERSION AND A TRAVESTY. Your suggestion will however, be recorded along with your name for posterity (WIth your kind permission, of course).
There are rules to setting, and indeed verifying a new record:
1. THE JUDGES ARE ALWAYS RIGHT.
2. THE JUDGES ARE NEVER WRONG.
3. THERE ARE ONLY TWO RULES.
We invite your suggestions - whether or not you actually feel brave enough to claim the record yourself. Do get in touch with us and tell us what record you would like to see set!
IT COULD BE YOU.